The other day I went to the Jewel and picked up some staples... refried beans, tortillas, and cheese. As I was opening the tortillas to feed the griddler I noticed something was amiss. The perforated seal had already been broken. I immediately embarked on a tortilla inventory. The 12 tortilla bag only added up to 11. Once, twice, three times a tortilla, and only 11 in the bag. I gave them a good looking at, and didn't see anything wrong with them, so went ahead and fed them to the griddler without any ill effects. Just remember, the next time you pick up some tortillas for your fiesta, check the seal on the package. You never know when some burrito bandito might strike and eat one of your tortillas.
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It also may be that someone opened the bag, ate one, wiped his ass with another, and put the wiper back in the bag. What is wrong with you that you'd eat a tortilla that had obviously been messed with? Jackie needs to come home and restore order.
Obviously you have some familiarity with bandito tactics. You scare me. I'll take my chances with the random Jewel swiper over you any day.
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